the cake is a lie

i deleted my fic tumblr two years ago and lost a ton of fics that i never backed up. maybe about fifteen block b and b2st fics? i feel so terrible. so that's a current total count of: 45 (and a bit more)

❤ = not bad ❤❤ = wow would read again ❤❤❤ = backflip into the sun

2009/2010 | a.k.a. all the crap i wrote when i was 13/14 please excuse me ack so horrible

mimosa | 2am/ukiss | seulong/kibum | pg-13
when it's time to see the unexpected, kibum sees beyond.
snow is for the weak | tvxq | changmin/yoochun | pg
changmin doesn't like the snow. and yoochun just takes too long to tie his shoelaces.
untitled | tvxq | changmin/yunho | pg
it's a pretty moment. he just wants to remember it for what it is.
forgetting me | super junior | kibum/donghae | pg ❤
kibum doesn't know whether to take one step forward or two steps back.
sleepless in seoul | tvxq | genfic | g
generally, you'd think they'd just go to bed. they do. sometimes the floor works just as well.
tease | tvxq | jaejoong/junsu | r
set after nii photoshoot. junsu just wants. and jaejoong oh-so happens to be there.
rooftops are where the stories begin. where do they end? | tvxq | jaejoong/junsu | pg-13
junsu comes to the rooftop to seek an escape. jaejoong just wants a way in.
nobody knows | tvxq | changmin/junsu | r
maknae's growing up to fast. junsu can only stand by and watch. or can he?
sexy times three (or three times changmin was sexy) | tvxq | changmin/everybody | pg-13
three times changmin was sexy. and three times the others thought so too.



2011 | a.k.a. i got a little bit better at writing ok but i still kind of sucked

pre un, deux, trois | tvxq | multiple pairings | pg-13 | drabbles
numbers mark the beginning, middle and the end.
baby it's cold outside | tvxq | changmin/yunho | pg-13
seduction according to changmin. mmm.
weeks, days, months | tvxq | jaejoong/changmin | pg
promises were meant to be broken
i'm (feline) perfectly fine | b2st | junhyung/yoseob | pg
hyunseung walks past and twacks junhyung on the back of the head. "you're an embarrassment to us all."'
ba dum tss (or five times minhyuk met block b and didn't really know it yet) | block b | genfic | pg-13 ❤
minyuk through the years, and the people who come along with it. for hephapsanta 2011.



2012 | a.k.a. block b and exo year woohoo

recycled spirits | block b | zico/kyung | nc-17 ❤
falling, falling, falling. jiho experiences life on the plane of a thousand souls. rising, rising, rising.
slide | block b | u-kwon/b-bomb | r
slip, slide, under the curve of his jaw, along the barrel of his gun.
like the boy who cried wolf | block b | zico/kyung, u-kwon/b-bomb | nc-17 ❤❤
nilili mambo!au. lots of swearing, sex and gunfights. taeil is a fucking genius.
when you pray, move your feet | block b | zico/b-bomb | r ❤
jiho thinks, maybe he didn't pray hard enough. who's the monster here?
waterworks | exo | kai/d.o | r ❤
jongin bites back a moan, but kyungsoo leans in and nips him on the side of his bottom lip, almost going off-kilter, and he whispers desperately, "god, i want to hear you, i want--"
stop singing about alcohol (sing about coffee, coffee) | block b/phantom | multiple pairings | pg-13 | drabbles
and the last one is | tvxq | genfic | pg
stage | time | hope | faith | love | lost | summer. tohoshinki yongwonhi.
ghost your words by me | tvxq | changmin/junsu | pg
mental patient!au. changmin just wants junsu to hear him again.
so i closed the curtains | exo | kai/d.o | r ❤❤❤
jongin wants, jongin craves, jongin desires, and it burns over in his need to press trembling fingertips into warm skin, trailing down curved collarbones and chapped lips and soft, dark hair.
make men out of wisdom (thirty day otp challenge) | exo | kai/lu han | pg to nc-17
kai/lu han, for thirty days.
good intentions | exo | kai/d.o | nc-17
do kyungsoo is a very patient man. but after walking in on his room-mate having sex with another random stranger for the nth time, kyungsoo really doesn't have anymore patience left.
nanrina | block b | genfic | pg-13
team black dragon vs team red dragon. mv!fic.
untitled | block b | zico/kyung, u-kwon/b-bomb | pg
crackfic. imagine your otp prompt: screaming while doing parkour.
untitled | tvxq | yunho/jaejoong, changmin/kyuhyun | pg 
imagine your otp prompt: running against each other for office.
untitled | exo | kai/d.o | pg
crackfic. imagine your otp prompt: highschool!au clumsiness and pencil stabbing.
rope-a-dope | exo | kai/lu han | pg-13 ❤❤
real steel!au. lu han is a disgraced ex-botfighter who just needs a little push to get back in the ring.



2013 | a.k.a. year i got my mojo back.

tell you honestly | b2st | junhyung/yoseob | nc-17
junhyung will tell you honestly. he still doesn't remember how it got to be like this.
capernoited | exo | kai/tao | pg-13
in the morning, jongin no longer seems intoxicated, but neither is zitao, not anymore.
sometimes, quiet is violent | exo | kai/d.o | r
in no particular order, the heavens laugh. mimosa remix.
between the kingdoms of the living and of the dead | exo | baekhyun/d.o/chen | pg-13
but then there was a boy, a boy who made light with his hands and fire with his breath.
linger on me | exo | baekhyun/chen | nc-17 ❤❤
in which baekhyun's erogenous zones are his hands, and the slightest, uncontrolled touch will set him off. and jongdae is very pleased by this revelation.
걱정 말아요 그대 (don't worry, dear) | exo | baekhyun/chen | nc-17 ❤❤❤
chanyeol thinks jongdae needs to find more friends, and introduces him to baekhyun. the thing is, baekhyun has a penchant for dressing up in gender-opposite clothing. chanyeol thinks it's alright. baekhyun thinks it's fun. and jongdae thinks he might be turned on.
it's a hollow play (but they'll clap anyway) | exo | multiple pairings | pg to nc-17 | drabbles
drabbles based on various bingo cards. 
sanftmut (when the firmaments gave me you) | exo | baekhyun/chen | nc-17
semi-sequel to good intentions. jongdae presses a viscaria into baekhyun's lapel, and whispers, "let me steal you away." and he does.
felix felicis | exo | suho/kai | pg-13 ❤
harry potter!au. jongin is on his last drop of liquid luck. joonmyun has swallowed the bottle and clasped his hands together in the pale imitation of hopeless prayer. they have survived. they are not alive.

2014 | merry new year nugus

mine | exo | kai/baekhyun | nc-17
catboy!au. for a prompt on the exopromptmeme lj. 
the great escape | exo/others | baekhyun/chen, chanyeol/krystal, kai/d.o | pg-13
sky high!au. the one where jongdae thinks he's powerless, chanyeol breathes fire, everyone falls mysteriously ill, and some chinese kid nearly blows up the entire school. and kyungsoo just sighs.
is sehun even allowed to drink | exo | baekhyun/chanyeol | nc-17 ❤
baekhyun discovers chanyeol's daddy kink. for a prompt on the exopromptmeme lj.
use your hands and my spare time | exo | chen/chanyeol | r ❤
chanyeol likes the way jongdae touches him. for a prompt on the exopromptmeme.
we're speaking in bodies | exo | baekhyun/d.o | pg-13
baekhyun talks too much. kyungsoo knows just how to get him to shut up.
bob-omb | exo | sehun/kai | pg
in which sehun and jongin cannot decide the name of their child. for a prompt on the exopromptmeme.